Before I go and discuss a lot of misses in gyaru fashion this season. Let me say I am perfectly aware of my own questionable choices. Most recently I have bought shoes with spikes on them and sneakers covered in fur with tails on them. I could also be thrown to the lions for fashion I like as well. But hey I like them and that’s what mattersThis is all meant in jest. If you like some of the items I posted that’s great! I think one of the most awesome aspects of gyaru fashion is that there is something for so many fashion tastes.
When Denim Mates
Backs. Oh Backs. Finally Gyaru and Bass Pro Shops can combine to form something fashionable yet hunting chic. Whenever you need to shoot a gator on Swamp People you can still be gyaru. Win WIN!
You may be thinking to yourself after you’ve detracted eyes away from awkward denim pockets everywhere, that the shirt is too short. FEAR NOT! It’s a skort, with camo print shorts underneath. DIGNITY SAFE!
Chimera pants!
Blue Moon Blue has decided on 3 color reverse chaps for jeans and pockets so low they almost touch the knee. Blue Moon Blue does itself a positive though. While advertising the name of their brand they make sure to keep everyone aware of their crimes against denimkind.
Two for One sale!
Tralala combines all the love of denim with the appeal of sweat pants. It’s great when your shirt reaches the top of the jeans so you can make sure everyone knows when you bend down you might be ass out. BUT NO sweat pants save you.
Against AGAINST
Fashionwalker decided to put the brand “Against” in their Shibuya Style Village category. I see 0 gal in this, but maybe I’m too blinded by the beauty.
Pleated palazzo pants that are striped. You can see the model does the hand on head pose synonymous with “WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?!?”
A bum bag with a scrap left over from a plaid skirt. It’s the most awkward looking ass stuffing accessory known to man. ….winning?
Pleats on a hoodie with small print for the pregnant gal. And a skirt eaten by badgers.
Against you give me so many reasons to be against.
MeJane’s Permanent WWTT Spot
Me Jane you used to be so fabulous (check out Charlotte’s old post on them). Classy agejo gals went to you for the light pink and expensive coats. Now you’re this?
Khaki and Hawaiian print? Pleats on a shirt that make her small bust look awkward?
MeJane also went into remake hell lately with this jagged skirt.
Both are from the same season. MeJane make up your ugly mind!
Vence was too soon
Newly released Whitney Houston t-shirts. Ouch. Nothing says fashion like making a profit off a recently dead icon.
Grab bag of Hell
Goa has this awesome Mad Max desert survival theme that’s kickass. But then they break out this bag that’s a target for the ugly arrow. I can’t even tell which culture they stole this from because it looks like all of them.
Ank Rouge fell into a print factory
Ank Rouge. Really. You put out not one but two corset blouses. The first one has elastic across the back for that classier feel. Nothing says slimming corset like a tight white shirt ready to show all your flaws.
Then you go and do this pumpkin pant monstrosity. If you have the body to pull off that small waist you will really want to add some size to your hips with the pouf style and scarf print that says I CAN’T DECIDE SO I USED 4 PATTERNS!
Combine the top and bottoms and …. “she blinded me with fuggggly” :music:
Silence of the Shoes
Oh Titty & Co. The model didn’t zip these up because she was scared of being haunted by the human skin she was wearing.
Again this was all done in jest. If we can’t keep fashion fun and funny, then it’d be a very boring world 
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